Welcome to the Murder Mystery Character Selector. It’s just a bit of fun, so don’t stress it!
You can pick a character that sounds fun to you and totally make it your own the names, the outfits, the vibes? They’re just for inspiration, not rules. Rock what you want, remix the look, and channel your inner 80s – DJ, aerobics queen, or undercover agent.
You don’t have to dress like the card says.
You don’t even have to play.. but like, you totally should.
All the mystery madness will be revealed on the night, so no spoilers here.. just vibes and potential alibis.
A salesgirl at the Contempo Casuals. Whit Wiley's mistress.
An 80's fashion plate.
I'm a salesgirl/model at Contempo Casuals. I'm an aspiring actress, and I have the biggest hair in the mall, which is a major point of pride for me.
Picked by: Ana
A famous fashion designer. Wearing VERY dramatic sunglasses and some sort of fabulous cape. The ultimate in sleek, luxurious good taste.
I'm a famous fashion designer with a multi-million dollar international business empire.
My designs appear in Vogue regularly. I'm a household name and a tastemaker in a competitive industry.
Picked by: Nicole fedrick
Local Malibu hunk. The captain of the football team wearing a tank top and shorts.
I'm Tina Queen's boyfriend - and we're a shoe in for Prom King & Queen, which was going to be held at the Galleria this year. I'm the captain of the football, lacrosse and swim teams. guess you could call me a total hunk.
Picked by: Kaiden
Local Malibu resident and super shopper. A self-proclaimed mall expert. A total 80's fashion plate. Bright colors, neon, scrunchies
- she rocks it!
I'm a local Malibu fashionista. There isn't a trend in Malibu that I'm not aware of, or have an opinion about. I might be very materialistic, but I look fabulous doing it.
Picked by: tess
Local Malibu nerd. The captain of the chess team, mathletes, and winner of the science fair. Wears big glasses, is constantly blowing his nose, and probably has a pocket protector.
I'm just your local math whiz and science geek - I manage the Chess King. Don't tell, but I have a big crush on Tina Queen.
Picked by: Russell
The mall DJ. Striving for their own show on MTV. Wears a baggy striped button up shirt and acid washed jeans.
I'm a talented young DJ who is building an impressive mall DJ business. I was pursuing business advice from Whit Wiley.
Picked by: Saal
Food court manager at the Wiley Waterside Galleria Mall.
Insatiably hungry in an orange vest.
I'm a jolly food court manager. I'm concerned about the potential closing of the mall because managing the food court is my dream job.
Picked by: Mat B
A local roller skating activist. Your look is pure Jazzercise with a side pony and many scrunchies. Some might call you a spaz.
I'm psyched about the new mall opening, but I'm very disappointed that there wasn't any space zoned for a roller rink. Hello? This is America! Malibu deserves a mall slash roller rink!
Picked by: Alexandra McCusker
Whit Wiley's accountant. A Wall Street type dressed in a suit.
I manage Whit Wiley's extensive business interests, including his tax returns. You might say I'm the embodiment of the "Greed is Good" ethos circa 1985 - I make Gordon Gekko look like Mother Teresa. Oh, by the way... Hi, Willhemina
A politician. Rocking 80's shoulder pads.
I'm a trailblazing feminist political mastermind determined to govern in California and beyond.
Picked by: Ella
The Janitor at The Wiley Waterside Galleria Mall. He's dressed as a Janitor with a mop.
I'm just your dutiful mall janitor. I keep these marble floors sparkling clean.
Whit Wiley's fabulous hair stylist. You wear a dramatic 80's look complete with a mega hairdo. You should be guzzling White Zinfandel. Bonus points if you have some Aqua Net nearby.
I have the most fabulous mullet in Malibu. I styled Whit Wiley's iconic hairdo, and I feel personally responsible for the success of his image and overall brand.
Picked by: Mandy B
Local investigative reporter doing a story on the Wiley family.
Vying for her own TV show a la "Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous."
Think Barbara Walters circa 1985.
I'm a local investigative reporter doing a story on the Wiley family. I've been vying for my own TV show- a la "Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous". You could call me a budding Barbara Walters- wannabe. I'm always "on," which may be why it seems like l'm always "broadcasting live"
Picked by: Sue jones
Music store retailer at the Wiley Waterside Galleria. An aspiring entrepreneur. Clothing look is pure Miami Vice.
Maybe I'm a little "too-cool-for-school," but I don't care. I'm a music retailer. I wear my sunglasses at night. Some say that l'm a cliche of every 80's trend in the book.
Picked by: Phil Harding
Handles luxury imports for the Wiley family and the Galleria.
Dresses like Euro trash in a button down shirt that's not buttoned or something similar. They are actually from New Jersey.
I'm an expert on all things Armani, Versace, Gucci - and I have leads on all kinds of deals and steals. I've filled the Wiley Waterside Galleria with luxury goods - come find me if you need something on the cheap.
Picked by: Ilyarna
Local teenage beauty queen vying for the title of Miss Teen Malibu. She's dressed in a formfitting dress and matching pumps.
I'm a local teenage beauty queen vying for the title of Miss Teen Malibu - Whit Wiley sponsored the pageant.
Picked by: Jennifer
Whit Wiley's driver. Knows all the Wiley family's dirty laundry.
Rocks an impressive pair of 80's sunglasses.
I'm the Wiley family's driver. Also known as the ultimate in discretion.
Picked by: Dave jones
Whit & Willhemina's son. Not nearly as bright as his sister Willow. Wishes he was his dad's favorite. The ultimate preppy type dressed in a button down collared shirt and khaki shorts with loafers.
I'm Whit & Wilthemina's son. I may not be nearly as bright as my sister Willow, but I'm an expert at tennis, golf, lacrosse, polo, etc. Business? Um... Yeah. I can do business. I wish I was my dad's favorite.
Picked by: Brent Slater
Whit Wiley's first wife, currently separated. A trophy bride, Willhemina hails from an unnamed Eastern European country.
Launched her own couture luxury brand of perfumes, make-up and jewelry. She's dressed in a luxurious dress and jewelery.
I'm what you might call a trophy bride, from an Eastern European country. Since I recently separated from Whit, I've profited from the marriage by launching my own luxury brand of perfume, make-up and jewelery.
Picked by: Rowena
Whit & Willhemina's precocious daughter. A young, budding entrepreneur recently graduated from Harvard. She's following in her mother's footsteps by launching a brand of handbags.
She's dressed in a mini skirt and crop top.
I'm Whit & Willhemina's daughter, described by some as a young, budding entrepreneur. I recently graduated from Harvard and now I'm following in my mother's footsteps by launching a brand of handbags. I'm simultaneously a fashion plate and a ruthless businesswoman.
Picked by: lucy